( NC scowls by the door at HFG's house as he waits for her to unlock it) NC: And did that dream also involve toe decapitation? It's always been my dream to review a bad movie with you. HyperFanGirl: I told you: until we review Princess Diaries 2 together. NC: You know, not that being kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to love someone isn't.'delightfully quirky', as you've forced me to put it, but how long do you plan to keep this going? HyperFanGirl: Come on, I want to show you my humble abode! HyperFanGirl: He really does blend into the background after a while, doesn't he? (The camera pulls back to reveal an assassin (played by Malcolm) pointing an assault rifle at NC)
NC: Oh, HyperFanGirl, being with you makes me completely forget that there's an assassin watching me through his viewfinder. HyperFanGirl: Oh, Nostalgia Critic, I've never been so happy in my entire life! Finally, they run towards each other and hold hands) They then proceed to do various 'quirky' and 'romantic' activities such as pretending to make snow angels in the grass, playing hide and seek, and prancing around on pool floaties. (We start out with a closeup of NC and HyperFanGirl (again played by Tamara Chambers) holding hands as they skip through a field while romantic music plays.
(For Doug's real opinion on the film, check out the original Disneycember 2013 review here.)
